The Kingdom of Defender Edolina is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, disturbing lack of elderly people, and aversion to nipples. The cynical, devout population of 4.435 billion Defender Edolinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Defender Edolinan economy, worth 490 trillion Apexias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,502 Apexias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defender Edolina's national animal is the Mythic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Defender Edolina is ranked 124,511^th in the world and 152^nd in The Apexialan Commonwealth for Safest, scoring 72.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.