The Most Serene Republic of Dedede Clone is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.594 billion Dedede Cloneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dedede Clonean economy, worth 269 trillion Star Rods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,029 Star Rods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, the nation's skies are now a wasteland, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dedede Clone's national animal is the Fire Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dedede Clone is ranked 37,568^th in the world and 1^st in Dedede Clone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.56 law-abiding acts per hour.