The Stratocracy of DecepticonCybertron is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adjutant General Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.34 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaon. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.

The all-consuming Cybertronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,676 trillion Shanixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,894 Shanixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, the world still seems flat to some people in space, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and the Cybertronian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DecepticonCybertron's national animal is the Predicon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covenant of Primeus.

DecepticonCybertron is ranked 273,041^st in the world and 24^th in New World Union for Most Primitive, scoring -263.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.