The Protectorate of Decampo is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.598 billion Decampoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Decampoan economy, worth 227 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 142,544 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, and students eagerly await homework from their gaming class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Decampo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Decampo is ranked 70,909^th in the world and 265^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,181.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.