The Ancient Distro of Debian 1 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.846 billion Debian 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Public Transport isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Debian 1ian economy, worth 333 trillion packages a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,451 packages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debian 1's national animal is the Buzz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Debian 1 is ranked 231,941^st in the world and 132^nd in Bytes for Most Beautiful Environments, with 395.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.