The Borderlands of DeadMemes is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.532 billion DeadMemesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CapybaraIsla. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The DeadMemesian economy, worth 358 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,875 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeadMemes's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triple-Baka.

DeadMemes is ranked 60,713^th in the world and 2,953^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.12 law-abiding acts per hour.