The Ostalgie of DDR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.042 billion DDRians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DDRian economy, worth a remarkable 4,202 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,858 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and sick DDRians are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DDR's national animal is the Trabi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DDR is ranked 11,788^th in the world and 5^th in Deutschland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,920.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.