The People's Confederation of DC Kurdistan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Confederal Executive Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.549 billion Kurds love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colemerg. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kurdish economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Kurdish dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 76,306 Kurdish dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DC Kurdistan's national animal is the wild goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DC Kurdistan is ranked 82,709^th in the world and 1^st in OIC for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,402.65 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.