The District of DBA 5 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.389 billion Dabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong DBA 5ian economy, worth 883 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 36,244 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,549 per year while the poor average 2,091, a ratio of 115 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in DBA 5, and the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (DBA 5 has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. DBA 5's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DBA 5 is ranked 106,081^st in the world and 1^st in 000000 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.