The Republic of Dayganistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aryana Zahir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.328 billion Dayganis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dayganistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,347 trillion Dayganis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,452 Dayganis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the government-sponsored autobiography 'An Aryana Zahir For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Aryana Zahir's supporters, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dayganistan's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dayganistan is ranked 279,704^th in the world and 1^st in Dayganistan storage for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.