The Republic of David Walliams is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.472 billion David Walliamsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient David Walliamsian economy, worth 458 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,640 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, and dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. David Walliams's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

David Walliams is ranked 127,575^th in the world and 2^nd in The Gunshine State for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 604.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.