The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.508 billion David Bowieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient David Bowiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion changes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,488 changes, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religion makes people horny, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. David Bowie's national animal is the ziggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Bowie is ranked 29,055^th in the world and 3^rd in Brooklyn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,735.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.