The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.64 billion David Bowieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.
The frighteningly efficient David Bowiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion changes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,321 changes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader, the government records billions of hours of footage of trees, crime pays, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. David Bowie's national animal is the ziggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
David Bowie is ranked 250,818th in the world and 4th in Brooklyn for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 26.58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
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David Bowie, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.
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David Bowie, crime pays.
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David Bowie, the government records billions of hours of footage of trees.
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David Bowie, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader.
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David Bowie, David Bowie has the hottest women in the world.
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David Bowie, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
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David Bowie, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
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David Bowie, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
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David Bowie, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
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David Bowie, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
















