The River of Daugava is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 2.101 billion Daugavans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Daugavan economy, worth 50.6 trillion Large river risings a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,106 Large river risings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daugava's national animal is the Belarus Latvia and Russia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daugava is ranked 242,257^th in the world and 20^th in Wikipedia for Largest Black Market, with 221 billion Standard Monetary Units.