The River of Daugava is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 2.108 billion Daugavans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Daugavan economy, worth 50.8 trillion Large river risings a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,106 Large river risings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daugava's national animal is the Belarus Latvia and Russia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daugava is ranked 120,516^th in the world and 2^nd in Wikipedia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 663.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.