The Free Land of Dative is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dat boi with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.758 billion Dativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouann. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dativean economy, worth 340 trillion Exoneses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 90,453 Exoneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, oracles predict landslide victories for Dat boi for the next 50 years, royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dative's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yobama.

Dative is ranked 85,407^th in the world and 4^th in Number for Safest, scoring 88.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.