The Queendom of Dathe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.385 billion Datheans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Dathean economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,492 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,895 per year while the poor average 2,283, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dathe's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dathe is ranked 270,556^th in the world and 8^th in Timor Leste for Safest, scoring 10.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.