
| Population | 8.393 billion |
| Capital | Osearwynn |
| Leader | Asher Wiley |
| Faith | Adoptionism |
| Currency | pound |
| Animal | snow leopard |
The High Athelingric of Datarax is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.393 billion Dataraxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dataraxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,915 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datarax's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.
Datarax is ranked 14,601st in the world and 6th in Cainitium for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 25,972.3 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Datarax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- :
Datarax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
- :
Datarax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in
Datarax, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.





































