The Fascist Slave State of Dasnoica is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Intern with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.661 billion Dasnoicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Plantation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The strong Dasnoican economy, worth 352 trillion Trynsis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,943 Trynsis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 475,938 per year while the poor average 739, a ratio of 643 to 1.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dasnoica's national animal is the Mermaid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Slavery.

Dasnoica is ranked 306,235^th in the world and 2^nd in the Power Plant for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.