The Colony of Dasfascists33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.087 billion Dasfascists33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dasfascists33ian economy, worth 542 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,776 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dasfascists33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Dasfascists33 is ranked 23,831^st in the world and 1^st in DasFascists for Largest Populations, with 17.1 billion capita.