The Constitutional Monarchy of Darthworme is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 56 million Darthwormeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darthwormean economy, worth 3.10 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,287 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Darthwormean language, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the Darthwormean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darthworme's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Darthworme is ranked 306,334^th in the world and 21^st in Banfield for Largest Populations, with 56.0 million capita.