Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 35th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
gold or lead
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Darkmen

Population13.508 billion

CapitalDarkmen City
Leaderagustus nero

Currencyhuman females
Animalrancors

The Kingdom of Darkmen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by agustus nero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.508 billion Darkmenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkmen City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,015 trillion human femaleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 519,348 human femaleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,864,235 per year while the poor average 4,675, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Darkmen's national animal is the rancors, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darkmen is ranked 95,292nd in the world and 3,400th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,024.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stMost Avoided: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thMost Ignorant Citizens: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59thFattest Citizens: 64thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67thLargest Retail Industry: 71stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 99thMost Devout: 130thLargest Mining Sector: 132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 194thMost Primitive: 195thHighest Average Incomes: 250thRudest Citizens: 396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 578thMost Armed: 771stHighest Economic Output: 960thMost Efficient Economies: 1,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,084thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,949thLargest Governments: 8,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,705thLargest Black Market: 10,091stTop
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Most Conservative: 10,523rdMost Influential: 12,042ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,214thLargest Populations: 16,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,435th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 108th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionLargest Black Market: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 499th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 570th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 643rd in the regionMost Extreme: 686th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 755th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Darkmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Darkmenian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmen, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.

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