The Chaotic Dutch Lavender Lands of DarchAngel is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khaos Titan with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 13.263 billion DarchAngelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hokkaido. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong DarchAngelian economy, worth 880 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,350 Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,652 per year while the poor average 17,701, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

DarchAngel successfully hosted the The United Kingdom of the Netherlands Olympics, punitive tariffs protect local industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DarchAngel's national animal is the Nightingale, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Khaos.

DarchAngel is ranked 109,923^rd in the world and 3^rd in The United Kingdom of the Netherlands for Highest Average Incomes, with 66,350.92 Standard Monetary Units.