The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by your dad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.092 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of your mom. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion rizzes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,124 rizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Darcanians, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is your uncle.

Darcania is ranked 6,931^st in the world and 1^st in Floof for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.7 percentage of bribes refused.