The State of Daogelasi is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.808 billion Daogelasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The strong Daogelasian economy, worth 986 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 55,382 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,945 per year while the poor average 3,471, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, bars are packed at all hours, and Daogelasi has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Daogelasi's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daogelasi is ranked 11,801^st in the world and 1^st in Daogelasi for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,752.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.