The Republic of Daniel45 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.332 billion Daniel45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Daniel45ian economy, worth 513 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,275 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel45's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Daniel45 is ranked 133,139th in the world and 74th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 553.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Daniel45, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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Daniel45, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
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Daniel45, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
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Daniel45, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
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Daniel45, no one born in Daniel45 can fix a leaky faucet.
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Daniel45, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
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Daniel45 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Daniel45, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
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Daniel45, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
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Daniel45, Harry Potter books are banned.




















