The United States of Daniel42 is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.325 billion Daniel42ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Daniel42ian economy, worth 773 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,297 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
School uniforms are compulsory, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, there's nothing more Daniel42ian than revanchism, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel42's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Daniel42 is ranked 304,368th in the world and 54th in New Bilderberg Group for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
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Daniel42, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
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Daniel42, there's nothing more Daniel42ian than revanchism.
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Daniel42, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Daniel42, school uniforms are compulsory.
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Daniel42, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
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Daniel42, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
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Daniel42, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
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Daniel42, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
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Daniel42, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
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Daniel42, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.


















