The Republic of Daniel14 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.93 billion Daniel14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Daniel14ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,294 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,741 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the Daniel14 City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel14's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Daniel14 is ranked 49,906th in the world and 17th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,974.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Daniel14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Daniel14, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
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Daniel14, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
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Daniel14, the Daniel14 City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
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Daniel14, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.
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Daniel14, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
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Daniel14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Daniel14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Daniel14, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
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Daniel14, windows in Daniel14 City don't have much of a view.


























