The United States of Daniel13 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.909 billion Daniel13ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Daniel13ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,256 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,260 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, Golden Eagles are considered a delicacy, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Daniel13ian as 'your finger, you fool', and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel13's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Daniel13 is ranked 315,015^th in the world and 67^th in New Bilderberg Group for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.