
| Population | 3.586 billion |
| Capital | The White House |
| Leader | Donald Trump |
| Faith | Donald Trump |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | cookoo |
The Good Times of Dancing Trump is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.586 billion Dancing Trumpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White House. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Dancing Trumpian economy, worth 414 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,676 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, in a fit of passion Donald Trump has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dancing Trump's national animal is the cookoo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Donald Trump.
Dancing Trump is ranked 121,844th in the world and 1st in maga for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,719.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dancing Trump, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
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Dancing Trump, in a fit of passion Donald Trump has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
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Dancing Trump was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Dancing Trump, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason.
- : Following new legislation in
Dancing Trump, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
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Dancing Trump, worship days have replaced sick days.
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Dancing Trump, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
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Dancing Trump, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
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Dancing Trump, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The White House to enjoy their national art.
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Dancing Trump, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.











