The Allied States of Dancing Eevee is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 1.165 billion Dancing Eeveeses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Dancing Eeveean economy, worth 35.3 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,329 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and a major religion has been named as Dancing Eevee's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dancing Eevee's national animal is the Eevee.

Dancing Eevee is ranked 281,631^st in the world and 12^th in Eevee for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.