The Periwinkle Paradise of Dalynok is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Duke Yves of Dalynok with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.125 billion Dalynokians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dalynokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,015 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalynok's national animal is the yak, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dalynok is ranked 107,037^th in the world and 4^th in Fifth Wall for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,015.79 Standard Monetary Units.