The Periwinkle Paradise of Dalynok is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Duke Yves of Dalynok with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.843 billion Dalynokians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dalynokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,008 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalynok's national animal is the yak, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dalynok is ranked 81,729^th in the world and 8^th in Fifth Wall for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.