The Periwinkle Paradise of Dalynok is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Duke Yves of Dalynok with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.574 billion Dalynokians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dalynokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,885 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, airport security is provided by private companies, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalynok's national animal is the yak, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dalynok is ranked 107,359^th in the world and 5^th in Fifth Wall for Largest Governments, scoring 15.84 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.