The Colony of Dala Burax is a massive, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.264 billion Dala Buraxians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Dala Buraxian economy, worth 389 trillion aquamarines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,046 aquamarines, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 970,481 per year while the poor average 15,007, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.
The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dala Burax's national animal is the sunfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Dala Burax is ranked 32,978th in the world and 105th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,552.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Dala Burax, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
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Dala Burax, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
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Dala Burax, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
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Dala Burax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Dala Burax, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
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Dala Burax, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
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Dala Burax, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
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Dala Burax, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
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Dala Burax, government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus.
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Dala Burax, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.










































