Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,079thRudest Citizens: 4,887th
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Dala Burax

Population2.264 billion

Currencyaquamarine
Animalsunfish

The Colony of Dala Burax is a massive, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.264 billion Dala Buraxians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dala Buraxian economy, worth 389 trillion aquamarines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,046 aquamarines, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 970,481 per year while the poor average 15,007, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dala Burax's national animal is the sunfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dala Burax is ranked 32,978th in the world and 105th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,552.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,079thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,887thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,266thFattest Citizens: 6,531stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,863rdNudest: 9,457thMost Inclusive: 10,604thHighest Food Quality: 10,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,713thLargest Retail Industry: 14,708thMost Cultured: 14,977thMost Efficient Economies: 16,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,348thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,811thHighest Average Incomes: 17,607thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,812thSmartest Citizens: 18,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,286thLargest Governments: 25,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,174thMost Pro-Market: 32,286thMost Developed: 32,419thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,978th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Stationary: 92nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Dala Burax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus.
  • : Following new legislation in Dala Burax, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.

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