Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 772ndRudest Citizens: 999th
The Snekdom of
New York Times Democracy
That's how the cookie crumbles
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dakutal

Population10.272 billion

CapitalDakutal
LeaderSnekula
FaithFazhar

CurrencyGere
Animalsea snake

The Snekdom of Dakutal is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Snekula with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.272 billion Dakutali enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakutal. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dakutali economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Geres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 274,327 Geres, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sea snakes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and the nation is The Lunch Table's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dakutal's national animal is the sea snake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fazhar.

Dakutal is ranked 2,784th in the world and 1st in The Lunch Table for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,459.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 772ndRudest Citizens: 999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,116thLargest Retail Industry: 1,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,281stSmartest Citizens: 2,323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,340thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,696thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,784thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,814thMost Armed: 3,039thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,213thMost Developed: 3,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,108thHighest Food Quality: 4,336thHighest Average Incomes: 4,622ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,112thNudest: 6,403rdMost Inclusive: 6,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,804thMost Secular: 7,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,025thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,459thMost Efficient Economies: 10,057thMost Accessible: 10,088thHighest Economic Output: 10,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,195thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 19,523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,021stLargest Black Market: 23,142ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,406th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, the nation is The Lunch Table's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sea snakes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, Dakutali refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dakutal, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.

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