The Capital City of Dakar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.104 billion Dakarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,227 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,439 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakar's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dakar is ranked 278,285^th in the world and 10^th in The Great Universe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.