The Allied States of Daisycong is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Phil Swift with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 1.597 billion desnofins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinkunt City. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Daisycongian economy, worth 74.1 trillion CA Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,376 CA Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, Irish Catholicism has been named as Daisycong's national religion, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Phil Swift's bedroom, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daisycong's national animal is the miniature goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Irish Catholicism.

Daisycong is ranked 105,634^th in the world and 3,522^nd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -21.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.