The Borderlands of Dai Toustemoshacy is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 1.542 billion Dai Toustemoshacyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.1%.

The Dai Toustemoshacyian economy, worth 79.7 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,710 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dai Toustemoshacy's national animal is the giraffe.

Dai Toustemoshacy is ranked 195,034^th in the world and 4^th in unko for Smartest Citizens, with 24.86 quips per hour.