The Authoritarian Dictatorship of Daarmy is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.979 billion Daarmians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mykrusoffe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Daarmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion guncoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,233 guncoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 896,709 per year while the poor average 7,379, a ratio of 121 to 1.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and nano-authoritarians are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daarmy's national animal is the authoritarian, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Daarmy is ranked 11,190^th in the world and 6^th in DogeLand for Largest Black Market, with 444 trillion Standard Monetary Units.