The Theocracy of Da Tormentor is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16 million Da Tormentorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Da Tormentorian economy, worth 938 billion Fears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,642 Fears, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Da Tormentor is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Da Tormentor's national animal is the Tormentor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Da Tormentor is ranked 59,732^nd in the world and 5^th in The Parallels for Most Secular, with 18.84 Atheism Rate.