The Fidelíssimo Império of Da Lusofonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Count of Camelias with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.98 billion Lusophones enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Public Transport, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfarrobeira. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Lusofonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,308 trillion sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,361 sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Count of Camelias panders to nontraditional families, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime is totally unknown. Da Lusofonia's national animal is the ember pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Throne of Yearning.

Da Lusofonia is ranked 20,103^rd in the world and 1^st in Allied conservative Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,333.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.