The Grand Duchy of Da Game is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.383 billion Da Gameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Da Gamean economy, worth 7.48 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Soda Sales. Average income is 5,411 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions, babysitters are a thing of the past, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Game's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Da Game is ranked 280,400th in the world and 274th in Sertia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 355.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Da Game was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises.
- : Da Game was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Da Game, childish pranks are no laughing matter.