The Community of D C is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.69 billion D Cians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong D Cian economy, worth 122 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,738 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,325 per year while the poor average 20,627, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, euthanasia is illegal, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is relatively low. D C's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

D C is ranked 211,888^th in the world and 1^st in D C for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.