The Plucky Swallowtail Owls of D033 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Axl Rose with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.503 billion Axions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axis. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Axion economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 99,094 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D033's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Axiomaticus.

D033 is ranked 264,150^th in the world and 35^th in Windows for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.