The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Czimo with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.659 billion Czimons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 570 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,666 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Czimonian beach towns "the fine coastline", any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 65,846^th in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,666.51 Standard Monetary Units.