The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.998 billion Czimons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czimonian economy, worth 470 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,079 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new hit series "Czimonia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, stocks go up when the internet says so, and families make most of their annual income from government benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 6,302^nd in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Nicest Citizens, with 40.2 average smiles per day.