The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.475 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 542 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,080 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Czimonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 11,783^rd in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,913.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.