The Republic of Czed is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 780 million Czedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Most. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The Czedian economy, worth 36.8 trillion Korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,219 Korunas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, high school bands practice by moonlight, the government spends millions of Korunas every year prosecuting spammers, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czed's national animal is the Rhino.

Czed is ranked 85,813^th in the world and 2^nd in The World Wide Assembly for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 6,055.88 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.