The Republic of Czed is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vanagrawdoitoadinew Sr II with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 906 million Czeds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanagrawdoitoadinew. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The Czedi economy, worth 47.3 trillion Czed Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,170 Czed Francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and Vanagrawdoitoadinew Sr II has just been declared ruler of Czed in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czed's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czed is ranked 99,041^st in the world and 1^st in The World Wide Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 276.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.