The Headquarters of Czechoslovak Air Force is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chief Marshal of Aviation Vlastimil Čech with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.819 billion pilots are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ČSL Headquarters in Prague. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Czechoslovak economy, worth 77.8 trillion czechoslovak socialist war bonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 27,582 czechoslovak socialist war bonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of ČSL Headquarters in Prague, colonial subjects have Czechoslovak culture shoved down their throats, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and Chief Marshal of Aviation Vlastimil Čech has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechoslovak Air Force's national animal is the MiK-25 Krasotinka.

Czechoslovak Air Force is ranked 21,535^th in the world and 15^th in Red Front for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,126.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.