The Chugga Chugga of Czech Choo-Choo is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.438 billion Czech Choo-Chooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Engine. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Czech Choo-Chooan economy, worth 248 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,797 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, almost all products in Czech Choo-Choo are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czech Choo-Choo's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czech Choo-Choo is ranked 275,256^th in the world and 8^th in Train Station for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.