The People's Republic of Cyprusiona is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 69 million Cypruşi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cyruşii economy, worth 3.38 trillion Cypruşii Dollars a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,937 Cypruşii Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyprusiona's national animal is the Cypruşii Pink Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyprusiona is ranked 179,504^th in the world and 799^th in the Plains of Perdition for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.77 percentage of bribes refused.