The Holy Pink Christmas of Cyberchase is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.508 billion Cyberchaseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cyberchasean economy, worth 7.51 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 4,977 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyberchase's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cyberchase is ranked 33,599^th in the world and 106^th in Sertia for Most Secular, with 30.83 Atheism Rate.