The Republic of Cwh69 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.984 billion Cwh69ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,864 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,346 per year while the poor average 36,167, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh69's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cwh69 is ranked 314,308^th in the world and 553^rd in Crestwood Heights for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.