The Protectorate of Cwh564 is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The humorless, devout population of 5.504 billion Cwh564ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh564ian economy, worth 948 trillion drams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,242 drams, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, nobody likes bad boys any more, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh564's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh564 is ranked 22,868^th in the world and 424^th in Crestwood Heights for Largest Black Market, with 123 trillion Standard Monetary Units.