The Republic of Cwh313 is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.702 billion Cwh313ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh313ian economy, worth 987 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,013 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh313's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh313 is ranked 321,496^th in the world and 327^th in Crestwood Heights for Least Corrupt Governments, with 36.57 percentage of bribes refused.